Folie å Duex
The Madness of Two
I am Em. I am 20. I am British and I never know what to write here.
Which is what pretty much everyone writes anyways, so i must be doing something right..

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humansofnewyork:

"I have a neck injury so I had to tone it down this year."

humansofnewyork:

"I have a neck injury so I had to tone it down this year."

13 minutes ago on April 20th, 2014 |1,676 notes
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aimmyarrowshigh:

I wish we said “fancy” in America. As in, “I fancy you.” It’s such a more agreeable term than “I have a crush on you.”  What’s a crush? Like, I AM A BOA CONSTRICTOR AND I AM GOING TO IMMOBILIZE YOU WITH MY MISPLACED AND OBSESSIVE AFFECTION.  “I fancy you” is like, you’re so shiny and glittery and I just want to put you on a shelf and look at you for a while ‘cause you’re fancy.

*vomits*

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theimprobablenone:

MOST UNDERRATED MOVIE QUOTE EVER

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sh1re:

happy easter

6 hours ago on April 20th, 2014 |135,732 notes
Happy EastBirthDay! :)


Hahaha, cheers! :p

6 hours ago on April 20th, 2014 |0 notes
Yay happy birthday you youngling


You’re not that much older than me :p But thank you!

6 hours ago on April 20th, 2014 |1 note
Omfg, this is so cute asdfghjkl Thank you so much!

Omfg, this is so cute asdfghjkl Thank you so much!

7 hours ago on April 20th, 2014 |2 notes
Happy birthday:)


Thank you!

7 hours ago on April 20th, 2014 |0 notes
ancient crone


:O I’m only 21

7 hours ago on April 20th, 2014 |0 notes
happy birthday :)

Anonymous

Thank you :D

7 hours ago on April 20th, 2014 |0 notes

toocooltobehipster:

why is this a top news story???

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BREAKING NEWS, WOMAN SPENDS TIME WITH HUSBAND OF 15 YEARS ON HER BIRTHDAY

12 hours ago on April 20th, 2014 |688 notes