It ain’t gonna suck itself
That’s a keeper for the wedding album.
this would be the cover of my thank you for attending cards
THIS WAS SUCH A GREAT JOKE
Guess what I got at the thrift store
is it a number 2? use that shit on every scantron
every time someones like
"please take out your number 2 pencil"
take it out and scream
“ME HOY MENOY”
This post has over 1,400 notes because of you
I am so sorry
my talents include stress eating and falling in love with people that will never love me back
teacher: hey you are failing your classes idiot
student: you know what teach? i dont give a swag *walks out*
that student.. as you may have already guessed.. was albert einstein
um..i think you made this up for notes?
first of all, how dare you
meanwhile in 1997 these cutting edge internet themed crayons were born
If you pull me on your lap there is a 101% chance I’m going to make out with you.
i would advise you to avoid santa