Folie a deux

I have been doing stuff all day. And will be doing stuff tomorrow. Like stealing chicks.

sealanddesuyo:

OOC:

NOWWWWWWW

shimmycocopuffsss:

20 ways to survive in a horror movie.

redhairednightmare:

A quick run-down should you ever find yourself trapped in a horror movie and would prefer to live to tell the tale.

1. Don’t have sex.

• Seriously
• Abstinence is key.

2. Don’t go out with people you’ve just met that day.

• I don’t care how good he says his weed is
• he is cuckoo bananas
• and he wants you dead.

3. Don’t go to camp. Especially one where someone was murdered.

• There are six words you should YouTube, should you get the chance
• “Kevin Bacon in Friday the 13th”

4. Find a good hiding place and… STAY. THERE.

• If the killer can’t see you or hear you WHY WOULD YOU MOVE?
• Possibly the easiest rule to follow and, ironically enough, the easiest to break.

5. Always wear sensible shoes, ‘cause you never know when you’ll need to run through the woods.

• Someone will always be barefoot
• Or in heels
• Or just plain clumsy
• And will sprain their ankles
• And die.

6. If the town looks deserted, it’s probably because everyone is dead.

• Don’t walk around looking for people

7. Don’t be a hero.

• Unless your name is Harry Fucking Potter, you will die.
• Hell, maybe even then.
• I mean.

8. If you hear something creepy in the distance, like a dog’s yelp cut off mid-bark, don’t investigate.

• The killer is there.
• Also your dog is dead.

9. Always check the backseat before entering your vehicle.

• The last thing you need is to be killed while trying to merge on the expressway.

10. If your car breaks down in front of a dilapidated gas station, don’t ask a sketchy-looking townie for help.

• Some part of your body will wind up in his pick-up truck

11. Don’t go into the basement.

• They are creepy enough without you dying in one.

12. If you’re trying to buy a house and the real estate agent won’t answer any direct questions about either the history of the home or the previous tenants, DO NOT MOVE IN.

• At some point, someone in the house heard voices and cracked.

13. Turn off the television (and run away) if a girl crawls out of it.

• It is obviously your wisest choice.

14. If the walls of your house bleed, do not attempt an exorcism.

• Move very very far away
• Because there’s blood on your walls.
• Blood.
• Your
• Walls
• Are
• Bleeding.

15. Don’t act like a detective.

• Some crazy Japanese kid who meows like a cat will attack you in a closet.

16. Google the location you’ll be vacationing at.

• If more than five reports for “Missing Persons” pops up, you know not to go there.
• Issue. Solved.

17. Don’t get drunk. Or come under the influence of any mind-altering drug.

• Running away from a killer is that much harder when you’re tipsy and giggling.

18. If you see someone in a mask, don’t assume it’s one of your friends playing a trick on you to scare you.

• It is the killer.
• They will kill you.

19. Don’t take a shower.

• ONLY APPLIES IF:
• It’s past midnight at the campground you and your sorority sisters are staying at or
• The lock to the door doesn’t work and you hear creepy piano music.

20. If the call is coming from inside the house, get out.

• Clearly the killer is not outside, now is he.

THIS! 

psychechan:

r-thur-kurk-lund:

psychechan:

r-thur-kurk-lund:

psychechan:

STILL NOT WEARING A MAID OUTFIT

A LOW CUT ONE PLEASE

NO

WITH A TINY SKIRT

NO

AND HIGH HEELS

psychechan:

r-thur-kurk-lund:

psychechan:

STILL NOT WEARING A MAID OUTFIT

A LOW CUT ONE PLEASE

NO

WITH A TINY SKIRT

psychechan:

STILL NOT WEARING A MAID OUTFIT

A LOW CUT ONE PLEASE

I want one now.

meelodyng:

BLACK = I want a relationship

GREEN = I think you’re cute

PURPLE = I miss you

ORANGE = I really like you

RED = I love you

YELLOW = You are amazing

BLUE = You are beautiful

PINK = I want you but I’m taken

GREY = We need to talk more

RAINBOW = Let’s have sex.

psychechan:

I had to do her hair and make up and meh… idek.

Her face before I attacked her:

Her face after I attacked her:

That’s actually a pretty positive expression for her. Most of the time she just scowls. 

DAISY’S NECKLACE IS ADORABLE

THIS THIS THIS. One of my friends whom I do love dearly constantly bitches about people calling her “emo” yet she walks around like “Look how chavvy everyone is!!!1”

Exactly! >_O Sometimes it’s hard not to just think ‘…Maybe if you stopped doing that, people would stop doing it to you too.’

The people who get the most pissed off about stereotypes and being put into categories like chav, emo, posh, common and so on are actually the people who put people in categories most and completely play out the stereotypes they’re given.

I’m not saying people should change, but it really pisses me off because sometimes you can tell they’re doing it to seem cool or to prove themselves. They don’t look cool though. No one cares. They just then put them into the category  because they’ve acted like it infront of people. However, when they’re on their own they’ll act completely differently.

IIIIII just find it pathetic that they then go and say ‘OMFG, DAT PERSON I’VE NEVA MET IS SUCH A CHAV!!’ but get so annoyed when people do it to them. :|

international-relations:

Just to do officey type boring things that none of the staff actually want to do and feed the chicks that’ve just hatched. However, I have the option of leaving in half an hour, or three hours. Nyuh, awake now, but movement.

rockyhorrorpictureshowblog:

this took me 2 hours!!

Please stop being so awesome for five minutes?

fishingboatproceeds:

noitaintmebabe:

My mom will probably think Ben gave me some kind of weird hickey tonight (even though it’s on the top of my cheekbone). MOTHER I REPEAT: D&D ISN’T EXACTLY THE PLACE WHERE PEOPLE GET VERY MUCH PLAY

I am very sorry to hear about this injury. I also apologize for reblogging this post and thereby informing nerdfighteria that A. you have a boyfriend named Ben, who B. may or may not have given you a cheekbone hickey.

I apologize for reblogging yet again but it made me laugh far too much. John, I also apologize for informing more people that you were possibly responsible for an injury that may or may not be a cheekbone hickey given to her by Ben.

When you see my url on your dash, what do you think? Am I nice, rude, annoying, boring, quality, non-quality? Put it in my askbox if you feel like it.

Yes, I am indeed very bored.