higgzorz:

professor: alright so your essay has to be at least 3000 words

*turns in three memes stapled together*

professor: what is this?

me: pictures worth a thousand words bro…


(Source: jonathanbogart)


halfnasty:

ratchetmessreturns:

Damn she put it all out there…. 

Dammmmm

halfnasty:

ratchetmessreturns:

Damn she put it all out there…. 

Dammmmm



doctormagnuseverdeen:

musiclove4life:

philsmismatchedsocks:

andsoheismyjohn:

fancifullauren:

lonelywhiteasian:

nippush:

once a gecko fell into my shirt and i screamed like a girl

once a girl fell into my shirt and i screamed like a gecko

once a shirt fell into my girl and I geckoed like a scream

once a scream fell into my gecko and i girled like a shirt

once a shirt screamed into my girl and i fell like a gecko

once a gecko screamed into my shirt and I fell like a girl

This fucking website

(Source: lazanga)



thesassylorax:

theunithasasoul:

amazingavengers:

beifag:

k1mkardashian:

girls think having a period sucks but try having to fix your penis discreetly through your pocket 

having the insides of your organs shed and come out through your genitals does not compare to having displaced balls sorry

none of you can do it discreetly anyways

we see you

everyone sees you


rubynrags:


"He’s not an eggplant, man! He’s retarded!”

Some doodly doodles of my favourite OitNB character, Galina “Red” Reznikov.

rubynrags:

"He’s not an eggplant, man! He’s retarded!

Some doodly doodles of my favourite OitNB character, Galina “Red” Reznikov.


pughugs:

POSER PUG ❤️

pughugs:

POSER PUG ❤️


Rules: In a text post, list ten books that have stayed with you in some way. Don’t take but a few minutes, and don’t think too hard — they don’t have to be the “right” or “great” works, just the ones that have touched you. Tag [ten] friends, including me, so I’ll see your list. Make sure you let your friends know you’ve tagged them.

Tagged by gunsmokeandnicotine

  1. The Book of Lost Things, John Connolly 
  2. Memoirs of an Imaginary friend, Matthew Dicks
  3. A Funny Thing Happened on the way to Columbine, Pab Sungenis
  4. Dracula, Bram Stoker
  5. Paper Towns, John Green
  6. Memoirs of a Geisha, Arthur Golden
  7. The Secret Garden, Frances Hodgson Burnett
  8. Vicky Angel, Jaqueline Wilson
  9. The Recruit, Robert Muchamore
  10. The Lovely Bones, Alice Sebold

Okay, so Imma tag mynameis-fuckyou, mothfluff, thethirteenthdepository, thecatwithnoname, flowers-of-the-blessed, thefinalmatch, veeasaurus, call-me-elphie, thebooshislooseandalittlebitraw and kingofwing

Right, go forth and do this if you feel up to it. If anyone has any book recommendations you’d make me very happy c:


drawingguitarist:

Give your cat the  F L O A T I N G     J U D G E M E N T     B O X     to allow them to stare at your half finished work from afar

drawingguitarist:

Give your cat the  F L O A T I N G     J U D G E M E N T     B O X     to allow them to stare at your half finished work from afar

(Source: herotox)


trendsculture:

Face Swap Of The Week: Up.

trendsculture:

Face Swap Of The Week: Up.


budvveiser:

Why do my body parts fall asleep before i do


sluttyoliveoil:

once my friend was waiting for her mom to pick her up and she called her mom and her mom said “im on my way, the traffic is just slow, im coming” and my friend went “mom i called the house phone”


brothasoul:

what the fuck ash

(Source: rewatchingpokemon)