Folie å Duex
The Madness of Two
I am Em. I am 20. I am British and I never know what to write here.
Which is what pretty much everyone writes anyways, so i must be doing something right..

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I may have ordered some yarn for baby knitting…

I may have ordered some yarn for baby knitting…

15 hours ago on April 24th, 2014 |1 note
I was gonna hold you a parade but now you’ve said that…

I was gonna hold you a parade but now you’ve said that…

15 hours ago on April 24th, 2014 |2 notes
Seeee~

Seeee~

16 hours ago on April 24th, 2014 |2 notes
I don't know whether to feel honoured that I'm mentioned on your blog or offended


I never mention anyone so you should totally be honoured. Also under my activity you’re the top person on my blog today o___o

16 hours ago on April 24th, 2014 |2 notes
16 hours ago on April 24th, 2014 |120,782 notes
katherineobscura:

well that sentence was an adventure

katherineobscura:

well that sentence was an adventure

16 hours ago on April 24th, 2014 |153,626 notes
litlte:


life,death,reincarnation,via makeup.


wtf yea

litlte:

life,death,reincarnation,via makeup.

wtf yea

17 hours ago on April 24th, 2014 |446,905 notes

People are weird and eat weird things.

(Flowers-of-the-blessed I’m looking straight at you o__o)

17 hours ago on April 24th, 2014 |1 note

hotwinger:

If there’s an infinite amount of parallel universes, then it’s more than likely that there’s a universe out there where all government officials are sleepy puppies. I’m going to need an interdimensional transporter IMMEDIATELY.

17 hours ago on April 24th, 2014 |2,467 notes

sherrocked:

My dad just yelled “I SWEAR I’LL CUT OFF WHAT’S LEFT OF YOUR DICK IF YOU FUCKING TOUCH MY COKE DON’T YOU DARE” and I came in the room like what the fuck and it was my dad holding up a shoe and my cat sitting by a glass of coca-cola with his paw almost touching inside of it and both of them didn’t even break eye contact with each other
I’m so done with my life

17 hours ago on April 24th, 2014 |163,751 notes
17 hours ago on April 24th, 2014 |48,568 notes

samandriel:

ftwin-chester:

Me and my friends when we’re out

This speaks to me on a deep and profound level

17 hours ago on April 24th, 2014 |123,446 notes
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dicklover3000:

no i think we should talk about the past

dicklover3000:

no i think we should talk about the past

19 hours ago on April 24th, 2014 |16,575 notes