what a story
So the drugstore I was in today had a perfume display. Here are some of the perfumes I came across.
Sex on the Beach
And Finally, Swimming Pool
"No officer, for the last time, I did not smoke weed. Thats just my new perfume, cannabis flower"
when the toughest most meanest character falls in love with the cutest most sweetest one
Me: Mom I don’t think I am getting any better, I still feel sick…
calling people on the phone is more stressful than open heart surgery
tigger did not care at all that i was there
when we were babies my dad was a stay-at-home dad while my mom kicked ass in the courtroom but he would carry my twin brother and me around with one baby on the front and one on his back in backpacks
and women would come up and look at how cute i was and coo over me and be like “awww how cute wow”
and my dad would be like, “YOU KNOW WHAT’S CUTER THAN ONE BABY”
and then he’d spin around
there was my brother
I love everything about this.