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kars:

what a story

kars:

what a story

So the drugstore I was in today had a perfume display. Here are some of the perfumes I came across.

jessicarabbit:

tenr0se:

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Dirt

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Funeral Home

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Weed

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Grass

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Holy Water

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Laundromat

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Leather

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New Zealand 

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Play-Doh 

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Wet Garden

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Tomato

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Suntan Lotion

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Sex on the Beach

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Riding Crop

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Soap

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And Finally, Swimming Pool

"No officer, for the last time, I did not smoke weed. Thats just my new perfume, cannabis flower"

birdshcool:

when the toughest most meanest character falls in love with the cutest most sweetest one

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barebackinq:

Me: Mom I don’t think I am getting any better, I still feel sick…

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dutchster:

oh

dutchster:

oh

rabioheab:

calling people on the phone is more stressful than open heart surgery 

zackisontumblr:

tigger did not care at all that i was there

zackisontumblr:

tigger did not care at all that i was there

robinwiththehair:

ygrittesnow:

when we were babies my dad was a stay-at-home dad while my mom kicked ass in the courtroom but he would carry my twin brother and me around with one baby on the front and one on his back in backpacks

and women would come up and look at how cute i was and coo over me and be like “awww how cute wow”

and my dad would be like, “YOU KNOW WHAT’S CUTER THAN ONE BABY”

and then he’d spin around

and BAM

there was my brother

I love everything about this.