I may have ordered some yarn for baby knitting…
Which is what pretty much everyone writes anyways, so i must be doing something right..
I was gonna hold you a parade but now you’ve said that…
I never mention anyone so you should totally be honoured. Also under my activity you’re the top person on my blog today o___o
well that sentence was an adventure
People are weird and eat weird things.
(Flowers-of-the-blessed I’m looking straight at you o__o)
If there’s an infinite amount of parallel universes, then it’s more than likely that there’s a universe out there where all government officials are sleepy puppies. I’m going to need an interdimensional transporter IMMEDIATELY.
My dad just yelled “I SWEAR I’LL CUT OFF WHAT’S LEFT OF YOUR DICK IF YOU FUCKING TOUCH MY COKE DON’T YOU DARE” and I came in the room like what the fuck and it was my dad holding up a shoe and my cat sitting by a glass of coca-cola with his paw almost touching inside of it and both of them didn’t even break eye contact with each other
I’m so done with my life
Me and my friends when we’re out
This speaks to me on a deep and profound level
no i think we should talk about the past