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The Madness of Two
I am Em. I am 20. I am British and I never know what to write here.
Which is what pretty much everyone writes anyways, so i must be doing something right..

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1 year ago on January 29th, 2013 |5,246 notes
collegehumor:

Cat Tries to Jump Off Toilet
Hey, you only live eight more times.

collegehumor:

Cat Tries to Jump Off Toilet

Hey, you only live eight more times.

1 year ago on January 26th, 2013 |3,439 notes
collegehumor:

Library Burns Lance Armstrong
Boom. Roasted.

collegehumor:

Library Burns Lance Armstrong

Boom. Roasted.

1 year ago on January 25th, 2013 |1,511 notes
sofapizza:

step one.. cut a hole in the box

sofapizza:

step one.. cut a hole in the box

1 year ago on January 8th, 2013 |540 notes
thedailymeme:

My Dark Confession

thedailymeme:

My Dark Confession

1 year ago on January 7th, 2013 |78 notes
thedailymeme:

OK, that’s enough

thedailymeme:

OK, that’s enough

1 year ago on January 1st, 2013 |206 notes

Every porno on earth.

guy: you like this dick?
girl: yeah
guy: yeahhh?
girl: yeahhh
guy: yeahhhhhhh?
girl: yeahhhhhhh
guy: yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh?
girl: yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
1 year ago on January 1st, 2013 |111,499 notes
1 year ago on January 1st, 2013 |274,948 notes
collegehumor:

Painful Museum 
You learn the best by doing.

collegehumor:

Painful Museum

You learn the best by doing.

1 year ago on December 31st, 2012 |1,663 notes

collegehumor:

The 12 Days Of Internet Christmas [Click to read full article]

1 year ago on December 24th, 2012 |604 notes
thedailymeme:

Aristocat is tired…

thedailymeme:

Aristocat is tired…

1 year ago on December 22nd, 2012 |162 notes
thedailymeme:

How I feel after browsing Facebook and Reddit today.

thedailymeme:

How I feel after browsing Facebook and Reddit today.

1 year ago on December 22nd, 2012 |91 notes
cat-shaming:

CSI: Christmas Village
Genie murders the tiny, happy people from my Christmas village. The villagers nervously go about their business, wondering who will be next…

cat-shaming:

CSI: Christmas Village

Genie murders the tiny, happy people from my Christmas village. The villagers nervously go about their business, wondering who will be next…

1 year ago on December 22nd, 2012 |287 notes
2012: get rich or die mayan
- (via collegehumor)
1 year ago on December 20th, 2012 |441 notes
thedailymeme:

I see your scumbag penis.. And raise you with…Scumvag

thedailymeme:

I see your scumbag penis.. And raise you with…Scumvag

1 year ago on December 18th, 2012 |116 notes