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I am Em. I am 20. I am English and I never know what to write here.
Which is what pretty much everyone writes anyways, so i must be doing something right..

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3 months ago on January 29th, 2013 |5,075 notes
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collegehumor: Cat Tries to Jump Off Toilet Hey, you only live eight more times.

collegehumor:

Cat Tries to Jump Off Toilet

Hey, you only live eight more times.

3 months ago on January 26th, 2013 |3,205 notes
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collegehumor: Library Burns Lance Armstrong Boom. Roasted.

collegehumor:

Library Burns Lance Armstrong

Boom. Roasted.

4 months ago on January 25th, 2013 |1,517 notes
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sofapizza: step one.. cut a hole in the box

sofapizza:

step one.. cut a hole in the box

4 months ago on January 8th, 2013 |539 notes
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thedailymeme: My Dark Confession

thedailymeme:

My Dark Confession

4 months ago on January 7th, 2013 |78 notes
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thedailymeme: OK, that’s enough

thedailymeme:

OK, that’s enough

4 months ago on January 1st, 2013 |206 notes
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Every porno on earth.

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4 months ago on January 1st, 2013 |35,646 notes
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4 months ago on January 1st, 2013 |192,370 notes
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collegehumor: Painful Museum You learn the best by doing.

collegehumor:

Painful Museum

You learn the best by doing.

4 months ago on December 31st, 2012 |1,664 notes
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collegehumor:

The 12 Days Of Internet Christmas [Click to read full article]

5 months ago on December 24th, 2012 |602 notes
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thedailymeme: Aristocat is tired…

thedailymeme:

Aristocat is tired…

5 months ago on December 22nd, 2012 |163 notes
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thedailymeme: How I feel after browsing Facebook and Reddit today.

thedailymeme:

How I feel after browsing Facebook and Reddit today.

5 months ago on December 22nd, 2012 |91 notes
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cat-shaming: CSI: Christmas Village Genie murders the tiny, happy people from my Christmas village. The villagers nervously go about their business, wondering who will be next…

cat-shaming:

CSI: Christmas Village

Genie murders the tiny, happy people from my Christmas village. The villagers nervously go about their business, wondering who will be next…

5 months ago on December 22nd, 2012 |264 notes
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2012: get rich or die mayan
- (via collegehumor)
5 months ago on December 20th, 2012 |440 notes
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thedailymeme: I see your scumbag penis.. And raise you with…Scumvag

thedailymeme:

I see your scumbag penis.. And raise you with…Scumvag

5 months ago on December 18th, 2012 |115 notes
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